This is not what they taught me about drip systems in grad school. I can't believe something has gone wrong inside three intricate plastic pieces worth forty cents each. Where's the quality control?! Well, they're easily replaced. Good to know I've got plenty of head, though.
So, what do you guys do without irrigation systems to think about? You must get bored without the daily suspense about which part will get kicked over by drunks on the sidewalk. What could occupy your mind when you aren't thinking about whether that last sprinkler will reach to the squash plant on the end? Are you lonely without the constant presence of something to fix? Do your evenings loom long without your sprinkler system to keep you company? It sounds so empty, empty and dry.