You in Sacramento have glorious produce all the time, busting out in your backyard and dropping from the trees and piled up high at your farmers markets.
But do you have these for sale? In Maine you can buy gloves just about everywhere -- in gas stations and at hair salons right beside all the fancy shampoos. I found these shooting gloves at the grocery store, so I bought two pair, not because I thought they'd be particularly good but because I need some fingerless gloves for winter sailing, and I hadn't gotten around to looking for them. These are even crappier than I expected: ill fitting, with cheap velcro dots that keep the spare fingers from flopping around but catch on your fingers instead, itchy and poor protection against a biting wind, with gripless slippery palms.
Still. It's what we've got available here in our stores during hunting season. Do you even have fingerless gloves? Do you even own gloves? Have you ever seen a mitten?